Ted Kennedy: Moderate, Or Just Dying?

Imagine if you will, the outrage and headlines that would be trumping even a New York plane crash, if Dennis Hastert had imported a 61st clinch vote from the oncology ward, just to further the Bush Agenda.

But that's exactly what happened. While Senator Kennedy desperately and frightfully tries every door in this life to avoid running Into Mary Jo Kopechne in the green room on his way to hell, Harry Reid manages to have the man catheterized and farmed in to give Arlen Specter an alcoholic smokescreen to dry-hump his ego--to the peril if the republic.

Now it looks like addled Lion from Kennebunkport is suffering the debilitating metabolic breakdowns that will even supersede screwing over America. And this, along with Senator Gregg's purported "no" vote on the alleged stimulus, places significant pressure on Senators Specter, Snowe, and Collins, as the removal of the 61st vote by oncological providence makes them the deciders.

Will they abstain? Or will they continue to ride their media Sybians and shelve the Republic?.

Any that do should just do the noble thing, and throw a pulmonary clot.

Please.

-JM